suojure:

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

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let me get this straight

lumos221b:

gingerhaze:

leighway:

at one time, the HPDH2 script had draco walking across the courtyard to his parents

until he saw that harry was alive

at which point he shouted

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and ran back

across the courtyard

away from his parents

to harry

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Why did this not made it to the film?

I hate posts like these I don’t know how it’s going to end I’m so scared

I hate posts like these I don’t know how it’s going to end I’m so scared

(Source: littlemissmami)

the-real-seebs:

hussarviking:

NEVER trust an adult who won’t apologize to a child

Wow. I’d never seen it put that way, but. Wow. That is a really good piece of advice.

(Source: thunreswine)

paxamdaysfob:

To all my followers who might be having a bad day: 

  • You’re important
  • You’re not annoying
  • Someone loves you
  • I love you
  • you’re beautiful 
  • You deserve to be happy
  • You.Can.Do.It
luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male